The Sims Medieval – Pirates & Nobles – PC

The Sims Medieval - Pirates & Nobles - PC

The Sims Medieval brings some irony to this popular series of life simulations. Whereas the proper Sims games make the mundane aspects of everyday life interesting, this Renaissance faire spin-off takes interesting concepts and makes them mundane. It’s initially entertaining, fueled by the peculiar charms that have always made these games so delightful. But eventually, the pleasures of calling the local bard a lack-witted cur are undercut by the sensation that you’re just treading water and never really getting anywhere. Of course, you could say this about those previous Sims games, but their joy came from your ability to make a life as worthy as you liked. Just as your little digital people built relationships with each other, so you built relationships with them, and the stories you played out in the game were born of your own imagination. In The Sims Medieval, you don’t play out your own stories–you play out someone else’s. And you do so over and over again in a weird computer-game version of Groundhog Day. The first 10 hours or so are pleasant ones, and some worthwhile ideas work out rather well. But in the end, The Sims Medieval lacks imagination–and it lacks the tools to let you flex your own.

The game begins by letting you create a sim called a hero; in this case, your hero is a monarch in charge of a kingdom. Your king (or queen) doesn’t have an enormous selection of outfits to choose from, but this is more like Ye Olde Sims, so you wouldn’t expect a plethora of sunglasses and tank tops. Luckily, the create-a-style feature from The Sims 3 returns, which lets you customize those garments using various patterns and colors. So, at least initially, you get a taste of that dollhouse appeal you expect coming into the game. You gussy up your monarch, give him or her a couple of traits (fun loving, vain, and so forth) and a fatal flaw (perhaps gluttony or hubris). Then you head to your castle, where you might expect to find raucous adventures or, at least, a chance to exercise your decorating skills.

As it turns out, you find both, but not in ways you might have expected. Your first tasks are to collect flowers, write laws, and defeat a giant bear–an eclectic array of activities for the kingdom’s ruler, to be sure, though this introduction is expanded upon in due time. After the multi-hour tutorial (during which, incidentally, you cannot save your game), you are whisked to a kingdom view, where you get the chance to add a new structure to your land and possibly a new hero to create along with it. Some structures, such as the lighthouse, don’t come with a new sim. But if you build a wizard’s tower, you get to create a wizard to live within it. If you go for the barracks, you get to design a knight to enjoy it. Each of these heroes can interact with various objects, and each other, in typical Sims fashion. Sidle up to locals and get to know them. (Or spit in their faces, if you fancy your sim one of those aforementioned curs.) Head to the fireplace and whip up some vegetable stew or bear meat soup. Head to the docks or to a local stream and see if you can catch a few fish. You can also use a chamber pot, take a bath, or enjoy the tunes from a music box, but you don’t need to give the usual basic needs too much concern: The only such needs you’re required to meet are hunger and energy.


 
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47 Comments on "The Sims Medieval – Pirates & Nobles – PC"

  1. pazas5011 December 19, 2012 at 06:42 - Reply

    it works for me!! its great i’m a king! woohoo!

  2. butbhgyt January 9, 2013 at 07:09 - Reply

    Best game ever!

  3. animetrooper January 22, 2013 at 07:07 - Reply

    great speed and game works really well THANK YOU 🙂

  4. sale202 February 5, 2013 at 07:25 - Reply

    Works like a charm

  5. 12os February 21, 2013 at 06:48 - Reply

    you are the BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. spi23333 March 15, 2013 at 06:57 - Reply

    finally! thx

  7. Simo9090 April 5, 2013 at 06:20 - Reply

    Ok finished the game and woah amazing! fairly short though only took me a few hours on hard. Anyways. Audio and Sound great Video great, no Glitches or problems and was just amazing. 9/10(-1 for being short)

  8. BeatlePR April 29, 2013 at 05:58 - Reply

    works! omg seeding whenever im not downloading shit

  9. LeOverlord May 24, 2013 at 05:54 - Reply

    I don’t think we have enough leeches, come on lets see 5000…

  10. bullrider05 June 17, 2013 at 05:44 - Reply

    great,thanks nice game

  11. LethalRabbit July 5, 2013 at 11:26 - Reply

    I just finished downloading, patched it and cracked it, and it works fine for me

  12. DVS_Recon August 2, 2013 at 08:17 - Reply

    I had a problem even installing it and starting up, that was lame..

  13. burntable August 27, 2013 at 07:16 - Reply

    I made an account here, just to say thank you!

  14. Goodman101 September 17, 2013 at 07:27 - Reply

    Thanks for the up!

  15. mamasailo October 8, 2013 at 05:50 - Reply

    I love you aka piratepedia 😀

  16. salil_1337 November 15, 2013 at 09:36 - Reply

    NICE ! been waiting on you . Does this one too have the crap RELOADED installer ? Thanks !

  17. Json4 December 30, 2013 at 06:33 - Reply

    Seeding it now!

  18. eLodes January 25, 2014 at 07:13 - Reply

    Thanks 🙂

  19. jouzu February 12, 2014 at 06:43 - Reply

    please seed

  20. WillFEM March 4, 2014 at 11:39 - Reply

    great upload
    thank you!!

  21. lucabara March 19, 2014 at 06:27 - Reply

    game works for me on a very old computer.. some fps problems but its playable at medium 1600×1050… (i meet the minimum req for the game)

  22. comicNerd May 2, 2014 at 09:06 - Reply

    easy instal : 10/10
    game work : 10/10
    🙂

    It works for me very well !
    It have english , rus txt and voices . It also have some other subs.

  23. bicas1997 June 17, 2014 at 05:46 - Reply

    hope it’s worth the wait…

  24. Chiller73 July 30, 2014 at 05:40 - Reply

    The game says checkpoint but when I restart the game I’m back to the beginning…how do you save?!?!?!?!

  25. Hypebeast36 August 25, 2014 at 06:25 - Reply

    Please seed! I’m only getting 250 kB/s

  26. miguelitomessi October 14, 2014 at 15:04 - Reply

    i need to play the online mode to unlock some of the guns, could you unlock these guns because it’s impossible to connect to uplay

  27. D4rkMirr0r December 19, 2014 at 09:16 - Reply

    Working great! Thank you so much for the uploadclap

  28. said_that February 12, 2015 at 06:36 - Reply

    thanks mate.u r a genius

  29. LuridMoon March 9, 2015 at 06:57 - Reply

    Works wonderfully. Thanks.

  30. blaymoric March 26, 2015 at 06:51 - Reply

    Great download.

  31. Exe April 22, 2015 at 07:12 - Reply

    Thanks man!
    Downloading for test!

  32. Rick May 19, 2015 at 06:08 - Reply

    pal or ntsc : |?????

  33. adw2 June 16, 2015 at 12:11 - Reply

    Torrent works 100%, make sure you know exactly WHAT your physical drive is called. It CAN be tricky

  34. 1mine July 10, 2015 at 07:52 - Reply

    thx nice game

  35. Euro234 August 10, 2015 at 09:06 - Reply

    Thx man 🙂 the torrent works 100%

  36. LemxPro September 2, 2015 at 08:42 - Reply

    works very well…Got the Game! it’s Woking!

  37. KidRoach September 23, 2015 at 08:41 - Reply

    Works! Thanks

  38. peopleeee October 29, 2015 at 23:51 - Reply

    great thnx a lot
    and….. without the anoying pay advertissing
    GREAT

  39. 1manof2 November 10, 2015 at 15:30 - Reply

    Works Perfect..Without Any Problems!! Thank you..!! 🙂

  40. Lyo January 12, 2016 at 10:41 - Reply

    first

  41. Flamesabre February 8, 2016 at 07:45 - Reply

    Sweet. All goodies, even the soundtrack!!! You rock rock

  42. shashank March 8, 2016 at 08:05 - Reply

    Really cool game
    Great upload !

  43. gaming April 6, 2016 at 07:45 - Reply

    ow sorry .. im just ‘adding’ torrents that arent here so credits for you 🙂

  44. pur4ik3 May 18, 2016 at 06:29 - Reply

    Thanx to for uploading,You R the Man !!!

  45. jogefibudu June 30, 2016 at 06:58 - Reply

    THANKS ITS WORKING PERFECTLY

  46. dumindu September 2, 2016 at 07:14 - Reply

    good game….
    Thank you

  47. Citsade October 25, 2016 at 08:13 - Reply

    Works fine, plays great.
    thanks man!!

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